Long-winded review of Sandman tv show. I grew up with the Sandman comic. That was the 90s and late 80s. Comic book revolution. Arguably the best writing generation of comics. But the story goes back a lot further. My parents were out of town and one of their friends was sent to check on me and my sister now and then. I believe my sis was old enough to baby sit, so she was probably just making sure we were... Read More
As the second laziest person in the world, it can take me years to make even simple changes or figure something out. I mean, I just put up my new smoke detector after months. I had nothing. I live in an ancient apartment that is locally known as the Hotel Kindling. Fear of death didn't even motivate me. (BTW, the laziest person in the world is King Tut. Everyone thinks he's long dead. That's how lazy he is. He's my... Read More
I’m walking the dog right now and for some strange reason I’ve gotten on a yo mama so fat kick. but only with Tokyo. yo mama so fat When she visited Tokyo, Godzilla said he was her number one fan yo mama so fat when they made Voltron out of her, it took eight robots to form her butt yo mama so fat Every car she gets in is a drift racer yo mama so fat that they had to... Read More
A newslady from channel 4 NBC came over and asked to do an interview. Apparently, crows are attacking people in the park to protect their young. And I said crows don’t mess with me. Whenever they see my dog they start squawking like crazy. Probably cause they think it’s a wolf. So crows, as tough as they are, aren’t going to actually dive bomb a predator higher on the food chain. It was just some fluffy interview. I think they... Read More
Random walking shitpost. I was just zoning out and I heard a kind of squeak. Of course there was noise all around me. I was at the beach. And I looked up and see a woman walking past and she almost is by me. Going perpendicular to my direction. And somehow my brain reconnected that she was saying "Steve" and I know her. So I quickly yell high and wave and she sees me and smiles. And it all happened... Read More