So fat

 

I’m walking the dog right now and for some strange reason I’ve gotten on a yo mama so fat kick. but only with Tokyo.

yo mama so fat When she visited Tokyo, Godzilla said he was her number one fan

yo mama so fat when they made Voltron out of her, it took eight robots to form her butt

yo mama so fat Every car she gets in is a drift racer

yo mama so fat that they had to change the name from the land of the rising sun. Because by the time the sun goes around her it’s already set

yo mama so fat when someone asked her if she like Ramen, she said no, I prefer them cooked

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